fredag den 29. januar 2021


Your Yearly Reminder
Have you checked recently that you're not stuck in a coma-induced alternate nightmare dimension ruled by cyber-fey thirsty for entertainment?  
Make sure to look at the sky: Does it have a realistic hue?  
Check the function of the natural laws: Does milk age in your fridge? Do things fall right when you let go of them? Are you capable of breathing with your head submerged in a steady stream of water? (You're not supposed to be.)
If you're still suspicious, it's time to look for the perpetrator! Has an ethereally beautiful, possibly genderqueer, person or animal who does not seem affected by cold been seen in your neighbourhood? Is someone singing hauntingly among the sound of shower drops in your building at odd hours or to a child that never seems to make a sound? Did a bot who seems just-a-bit too real recently slip into your DMs? And has that homeless youth always been in front of the supermarket - are they even there at night? Remember, gifting something to the fey will often release their grip on you, as long as you accept no other means of recompense.